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The Dark Passenger — Funny Skeleton Crime Series Movie Poster T-Shirt | Serial Drama Parody Carpool Tee | Famous Bones Pictures

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FAMOUS BONES PICTURES PRESENTS

“THE DARK PASSENGER”

He’s polite. He’s punctual. He always uses his turn signal.

A skeleton in a sensible olive henley cruises the sunset highway, ten-and-two, not a care in the world — because the brooding, smoke-black passenger riding shotgun with the glowing eyes? That’s just his constant companion. Everyone’s got one. His just never gets dropped off.

And yes — technically, that qualifies him for the carpool lane. The sign says ONLY. He’s following the rules. Mostly.

“Some passengers never get dropped off.”

Critics call it “a haunting meditation on duality, rush hour, and ride-sharing.” His passenger declined to comment. His passenger always declines to comment.

He rides free.

Worn, Not Watched.

Designed with a seamless collar, taped neck and shoulders, and double-stitched hems, this tee is built to last. The quarter-turned body eliminates center creases, while the polyester blend ensures reduced shrinkage and enhanced moisture management. Ideal for workwear, team sports, or everyday wear, the Gildan 8000 is a favorite for both style and performance.

.: Medium fabric (5.5 oz/yd² (186 g/m²))

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester. Heather colors are 65% polyester, 35% cotton

.: Ribbed collar

.: Taped neck and shoulders

.: DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric

.: Tear away label

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