A Famous Bones Production
Worn, Not Watched
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Tees are open now. The rest of the crypt fills as we go — check back, something new is always clawing its way out.
Fresh from the Grave
The latest cuts off the slab. Drag to dig through.
“Nothing wrong with a little retail therapy”
“You are my best single serving friend”
“Isn't it precious”
“Ludes and Lambos”
“Your name is McBonning?”
“He was a good listener”
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Twenty scenes you already know by heart — redrawn to the bone, pressed on heavyweight black. Pocket mark up front, the feature on the back.
“Nothing wrong with a little retail therapy”
“You are my best single serving friend”
“Isn't it precious”
“Ludes and Lambos”
“Your name is McBonning?”
“He was a good listener”
“The engine should be here soon”
“Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit”
“How did Doug get so good at hide and seek?”
“I see boney people”
“You're both Bobs”
“This music kills...”
“The wedding was lovely”
“Mickey's Caravan & Dog Park”
“Don't you know anything about golf, sir?”
“Sort of a big deal”
“Dance, cleanup, disposal — 30 min or less”
“So I can get a beer with this in Paris?”
“I warned them about the salt”
“Famous Bones”
The Story
You already know the scene.
Famous Bones doesn't reprint movies — it bottles the jolt of recognizing one. Original skeleton artwork of the moments burned into everybody's memory, inked in vintage screen-print and pressed onto black cotton heavy enough to outlive you. If you know, you know.
The List
Drops are small and they don't come back. Leave your name — you'll hear before the dirt's even settled.
No spam. Just bones.
Famous Bones
Our tees are a unisex softstyle fit — true to size with a relaxed drape. Measurements are in inches. Width is the garment laid flat, pit to pit; double it for full chest. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier hang.
| Size | Length | Width (flat) | Chest |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28 | 18 | 36 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 40 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 44 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 48 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 52 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 56 |
Tip: lay a shirt you already love flat and compare. Measurements can vary about ½″ and should be confirmed against the exact blank on its Printify page before launch.
