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Famous Bones

FAQ & Sizing

Sizing

Every product page includes the size chart for that exact garment in the photos β€” check it before ordering, sizes vary slightly by style. Best trick: grab a favorite tee from your closet, lay it flat, measure chest width and length, and match it to the chart. Between sizes? The Keeper suggests sizing up β€” heavyweight cotton relaxes with wear, not with wishful thinking.

Shipping

Everything is printed to order in the USA. Production takes 2–5 business days, then U.S. shipping typically runs 3–8 business days. You'll get a tracking email the moment your order ships. Full details in our Shipping Policy.

Returns

30-day money-back guarantee, delivered-date to email-date. Damaged or misprinted items are replaced free β€” just send a photo. Full details in our Refund Policy.

Do designs come back?

Drops are small and they don't come back. When a design sells through, it's dirt. If you're deciding, decide.

What are the shirts printed on?

Heavyweight cotton tees, printed to order in the USA. Each product page lists the exact garment details.

Is this official movie merchandise?

No β€” and that's the point. Famous Bones is original parody artwork: skeleton homages to scenes the whole world knows, drawn as vintage one-sheets. We never use studio artwork, logos, or names. If you know, you know.

Contact

Email fulltilt2013@gmail.com β€” the Keeper answers within a business day.

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