Famous Bones / T-Shirt
SORT OF A BIG DEAL — A Famous Bones Picture
He’s the top-rated anchorman in the afterlife. Just ask him. He’ll tell you. Repeatedly.
It’s the 1970s, everyone has a mustache, and one skeleton rules the evening news with a burgundy suit, a glass of scotch, and the unearned confidence of a man whose apartment smells of rich mahogany and leather-bound books. Diversity? He’s pretty sure that’s an old wooden ship. Journalism? He’ll read absolutely anything you put on that teleprompter. Anything.
Watch (or rather, wear) as our anchor navigates jazz flute solos, street brawls with rival news teams, a dog who ate an entire wheel of cheese (he’s not even mad — that’s amazing), and a cologne that works 60% of the time, every time. When it all falls apart, you’ll find him in a glass case of emotion. Milk was a bad choice.
Critics are calling it “kind of a big deal.” He agrees. Loudly. Into a live microphone.
STAY CLASSY, AFTERLIFE.
Worn, Not Watched.
Printed on the Gildan 8000 — a 50/50 cotton-poly DryBlend that wicks moisture, resists wrinkles, and holds its shape wash after wash. Classic fit, seamless double-needle collar, taped shoulders that stay sharp whether you’re anchoring the evening news or fighting a rival station in an alley. It’s science. Don’t act like you’re not impressed.
Famous Bones drops don’t come back. When it’s gone, it’s gone. You stay classy.
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean