Famous Bones / T-Shirt
FAMOUS BONES PICTURES PRESENTS
“YOU ARE MY BEST SINGLE SERVING FRIEND”
Everything on a plane is single serving. The coffee. The butter. The guy in 23B offering you a drink like you’ve known each other for years.
He doesn’t sleep. He’s not sure he’s ever slept. But he’s got a bottle with your name on it, an open bar sign glowing in the dark, and a philosophy about letting go of everything you own before it owns you.
The first rule is you don’t talk about it. This shirt talks about it anyway.
Critics call it “a devastating portrait of insomnia, soap, and making friends at 30,000 feet.” He calls it the same thing, in a slightly different voice.
RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN.
Worn, Not Watched.
Printed on the Gildan 8000 — a 50/50 cotton-poly DryBlend that wicks moisture, resists wrinkles, and holds its shape wash after wash. Classic fit, seamless double-needle collar, taped shoulders built to take a punch. You are not your khakis — but you could be this shirt.
Famous Bones drops don’t come back. When it’s gone, it’s gone.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly DryBlend fabric for moisture-wicking comfort and durable printing
- Seamless body with taped neck and shoulders for a neat, long-lasting fit
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches on wear and returns to shape
- Medium-weight fabric (5.5 oz/yd²) — substantial but breathable
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean