Famous Bones / T-Shirt
NEON WICK — A Famous Bones Picture
They took his car. They took his dog. They should have taken out a life insurance policy.
He was retired. Out. Done. Living the quiet life with a puppy and a mint-condition muscle car. Then some idiot with more confidence than brain cells broke into the wrong house — and now the entire criminal underworld is updating its group chat: he’s back.
Watch (or rather, wear) as the best-dressed skeleton in the business walks through the rain with a pistol, a purpose, and a very good boy at his heel. He’s not the boogeyman. He’s the one you send to kill the boogeyman — which is impressive, considering he’s been dead the whole time.
Critics are calling it “focus, commitment, and sheer will — in a really nice suit.” The High Table is calling in sick.
YOU DON’T MESS WITH ANOTHER MAN’S DOG.
Worn, Not Watched.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend for balanced comfort and durability
- DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric keeps you dry during activity
- Seamless body with taped neck and shoulders for long-lasting shape
- 1x1 ribbed collar and tear-away label for comfort and easy wear
- Medium-weight (5.5 oz/yd²) — great for layering or solo wear
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean