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Neon Wick Skeleton T-Shirt — Movie Poster Back Print — Funny Horror Action Parody — Hitman & Dog — Famous Bones Pictures

$29.99

NEON WICK — A Famous Bones Picture

They took his car. They took his dog. They should have taken out a life insurance policy.

He was retired. Out. Done. Living the quiet life with a puppy and a mint-condition muscle car. Then some idiot with more confidence than brain cells broke into the wrong house — and now the entire criminal underworld is updating its group chat: he’s back.

Watch (or rather, wear) as the best-dressed skeleton in the business walks through the rain with a pistol, a purpose, and a very good boy at his heel. He’s not the boogeyman. He’s the one you send to kill the boogeyman — which is impressive, considering he’s been dead the whole time.

Critics are calling it “focus, commitment, and sheer will — in a really nice suit.” The High Table is calling in sick.

YOU DON’T MESS WITH ANOTHER MAN’S DOG.

Worn, Not Watched.

Printed on the Gildan 8000 — a 50/50 cotton-poly DryBlend that wicks moisture, resists wrinkles, and holds its shape wash after wash. Classic fit, seamless double-needle collar, taped shoulders built to survive a three-film franchise’s worth of punishment. Yeah… it’s comfortable enough to wear to a gunfight at a nightclub. And a museum. And a cathedral.

Famous Bones drops don’t come back. When it’s gone, it’s gone — and unlike him, it stays gone.

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

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