Famous Bones / T-Shirt
FAMOUS BONES PICTURES PRESENTS
“FRESH CUTS”
One, two, he’s coming for you. Three, four, walk-ins welcome.
The most feared man of the 1980s has hung up his old routine and opened a barbershop — striped sweater, brown fedora, and a glove that was frankly always better suited for fades than nightmares. Four blades, one comb, zero appointments necessary.
His clients swear by him. They’d just advise against falling asleep in the chair.
Just a little off the top.
Critics call it “a razor-sharp reinvention of an American icon.” Yelp calls it five stars, would scream again.
Worn, Not Watched.
Printed on the Gildan 8000 — a 50/50 cotton-poly DryBlend that wicks moisture, resists wrinkles, and holds its shape wash after wash. Classic fit, seamless double-needle collar, taped shoulders that stay sharp longer than a fresh lineup. Look this good and sleep is optional.
Famous Bones drops don’t come back. When it’s gone, it’s gone.
Product features
- 50/50 cotton-poly blend with moisture-wicking DryBlend® technology
- Seamless body with taped neck and shoulders for a clean, durable fit
- 1x1 ribbed collar that stretches and returns to shape
- Medium-weight fabric (5.5 oz/yd²) suitable year-round
- Tear-away tag for itch-free comfort
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean