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Famous Bones Pictures Presents

Famous Bones Poster Series T-Shirt — I Warned Them About the Salt — Funny Skeleton Movie Poster T-Shirt | Office Comedy Parody Tee | Famous Bones Pictures

$29.99

FAMOUS BONES PICTURES PRESENTS

“I WARNED THEM ABOUT THE SALT”

They took his stapler. They moved his desk to the basement. They fixed the glitch.

So he fixed theirs.

Now he’s exactly where he always said he’d be — toes in the sand, drink in hand, not a cover sheet in sight. The building? Couldn’t tell you. He wasn’t there. He was very clearly here, on this beach, the whole time.

He asked for the margarita with no salt. No salt. There was salt.

Some men just want to watch the memos burn.

Critics call it “a searing portrait of workplace revenge.” He calls it Tuesday.

Worn, Not Watched.

Printed on the Gildan 8000 — a 50/50 cotton-poly DryBlend that wicks moisture, resists wrinkles, and holds its shape wash after wash. Classic fit, seamless double-needle collar, taped shoulders that stay sharp whether you’re grinding through another Monday or quietly plotting your exit interview. Business casual for the afterlife.

Famous Bones drops don’t come back. When it’s gone, it’s gone.

Product features

- 50% cotton / 50% polyester blend (heathers 65/35) for balanced comfort and durability

- DryBlend® moisture-wicking fabric for breathability during active days

- Seamless body with taped neck and shoulders for a smooth, long-lasting fit

- 1x1 ribbed collar that retains shape after stretching

- Tear-away tag for itch-free comfort

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Do not iron

- Do not dryclean

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